tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56767242012-01-28T12:50:59.403-08:00rightmamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03872596093151190109noreply@blogger.comBlogger1061100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5676724.post-1094150504136103092004-09-02T11:38:00.000-07:002004-09-02T11:41:44.136-07:00

hows this for posting and running.. its been a long week. we packed monday, moved tuesday, unpacked wednesday. its not all done yet either. i hate moving! im not comfortable yet in the new place. i think its gonna take a while. i had my substitute teaching orientation today. i have to go for fingerprinting tommorrow and then ill be all set. politics : I loved what i heard of Arnold's speech

rightmamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03872596093151190109noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5676724.post-1093798580982022292004-08-29T09:50:00.000-07:002004-08-29T10:27:13.690-07:00

i am about to loose my mind. i have a cricket cell phone. with the exception of the fact that they seem to "forget" to give people the options they buy (text messaging, voice mail, etc) i havent had any problem. Until now. My fucking phone is turned off. I went to make a call and it directed me to this message saying my phone was disconnected for non payment. Uhm, What the fuck.. i paid my

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feeling inspired by reading other blogs, i decided to post in my own today. These past several days have been emotionally draining almost. My *baby* girl is in kindergarten now. She is doing really well and is enjoying school, but its hard for me. I miss her alot. Im happy that she is happy tho. She is so much easier getting into school then her big sister was! No tears, no fussing. Just a

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I got this from a board i post on, thought id share! A - Age: 28 B - Band listening to right now: Usher C - Future Career: who knows D - Dad's name: Ken E - Easiest person to talk to: my husband and my sister F - Favorite song: right now, Burn and My Immortal G - Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms: neither H - Hometown: Antioch, TN I - Instruments you can play: used to play trumpet, now nothing J - Job:

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i probably dont have anyone coming here anymore, but im back anyway! I have stayed pretty busy with the kids, working, etc... My little Harley graduated pre-k!! She will be going into kindergarten in a few weeks. I am excited and seriously anxious about the whole thing! here is the little "Graduation Girl" (as she asked to be called) on her big day! and my princess Mikayla too! Mikayla is

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ooohh it was so good last night! i am so addicted to 24. Ive been watching since the first season and i have never missed an episode. even when we moved cross country i made my husband stop early that tuesday night so we could be settle din ahotel room before 8pm. So, last night rocked!! i SO didnt expect him to chop Chase's hand off. I heard they may wait until january 2005 to begin the next

rightmamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03872596093151190109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5676724.post-1085235653265875372004-05-22T07:17:00.000-07:002004-05-22T07:20:53.266-07:00

So last night my husband and I watched Fraility on HBO. At first it seemed a little whacked, but in the end it was a very good movie and i give it 2 thumbs up! ;) I called the twist in the beginning of the movie when we first saw the 2 boys walking home from school. I love a good movie, so if you have seen something good lately you'd like to recommend please feel free to comment!

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Wow I havent posted since late January! What a bad blogger I am!! Im loving this pretty pink template! im sure my 7 yr old daughter will too LOL Where has RightMama been? Well, I had gastric bypass surgery the end of Feb. It took me 6 weeks to feel somewhat normal afterwards. once i was feeling better went back to work. So i been recovering and working! And ive lost 50 lbs in 12 weeks ;) I am

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my meanie husband went out to return some videos i rented the other night and he went to taco bell and DIDNT BRING ME ANYTHING HOME!!!!!!!! Isnt that just MEAN! He said i knew he was going out and should have told him i wanted something, but HELLO! I didnt know he was going to taco bell and HE SHOULD READ MY MIND DAMNIT!!!!! So now i sit here, jealous and hungry. Oh wait ... he offered me one

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after an entirely-too-long-forced-break, im BACK! :) my 7 yr old daughter had her tonsils out today. she was such a trooper for the most part, only freaking out right afterwards. i am anticipating a tiring week ahead for mom & dad! even tho this was a "minor procedure", it was hard. she's my *baby* and the thought of anything happening to either one of my girls is just not something i can

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wow its been days since i have blogged! So sorry about that! I havent posted or read much in over a week! My husband arrived safely on Christmas Eve and we have had a great time catching up ;) Mikayla was so surprised to see him. She opened the door and said "Daddy! What are you doing here!!?!" It was precious :) Harley apparently knew he was coming but kept it a secret, even from me! Sneaky

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neo is making insane timing and just called me from Alabama!!! I cant believe he got through texas so fast! he tried to play it off like he wasnt so close heh, but i knew the alabama area code from the caller id ;) so he should be here in the next few hours! OMG!!!!! Merry Christmas to me! ;) ;) ;) the girls still have no idea he is coming.. they do, however, know they have a "package" on the

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Yay Im so excited!My girls are gonna get *the best* Christmas present ever! Their Daddy is coming home!! My husband and I are reconciling, and im so happy about this. He is leaving Phx tonight/tommorrow morning and driving through to get here (TN) as quickly as he can - hopefully before Christmas morning! This is a rushed trip, with little planning and a little short on cash! If ya wanna donate

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i started feeling shitty yesterday and woke up this morning with full blown strep throat. this is like *the* worst timing ever. I have to go to Clarksville (1 1/2 hours away) tommorrow for a consultation ive been waiting over a month for, i cannot miss it. my pcp phoned my in some antibiotics, which was really cool of her. hopefully they will kick in fast. i just dont have time to be sick right

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"Slavery" in FL okay so maybe im a heartless bitch. This guy was in the US *illegally*. He came here illegally, to work and live illegally. To sum it up, he is breaking some very serious laws, but he is still expecting HIS rights to be respected? Hello pot, kettle calling! I dont feel any sympathy for the way this man was treated. Yes, it sounds crappy what was done to him & the other guys,

rightmamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03872596093151190109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5676724.post-1071984277819200162003-12-20T21:22:00.000-08:002003-12-20T21:25:33.653-08:00

i got this from Ho Ho Holy Shit! 12 STDs of Christmas

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my beautiful girls :) Mikayla is 7, Harley is 4 1/2!

rightmamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03872596093151190109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5676724.post-1071812408450023952003-12-18T21:35:00.000-08:002003-12-18T21:41:02.093-08:00

Hey Everybody! Tommorrow (Friday) is Neo's 30th Birthday, so please be kind and go leave him happy birthday comments! ;) HAPPY BIRTHDAY NEO!!!!!!! Gonna Sip *Corona* Like its your birthday! LOL With Limes! ;)

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i was watching FNC earlier and Shep was talking about Michael Jackson. My sweet innocent 7 yr old daughter points to the screen and says "Look Mama! Its the girl on your computer!" LOL!! I then spent the next 10 minutes debating with her about MJs gender. "But Mom! She's wearing *makeup*!!" "But Mom! Her hair is long!" Oh she is so priceless :)

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im typing as fast as i can to beat Neo to posting this before he can bwahahaha!!! The girls and I picked Neo up from the airport Friday and we went to Taco Bell.. there was this HUGE guy who came in.. like totally a good 400+ lbs... and he had on this oversized shirt that said PHAT on it. O M G! REALLY! LOL It was *priceless* BOOO HE BEAT ME!!!!!! Everyone go leave nasty comments on Neo's

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I had no idea Madonna wrote children's books! My daughter received The English Roses from one of her Grandmothers for her birthday. I dont like Madonna, and thats putting it mildly.... At first i was just gonna leave it on the book shelf.. then i considered taking it back to the store and exchanging it for a different book lol!! But i think ill actually read it first, and if i deem it

rightmamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03872596093151190109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5676724.post-1071594024510069562003-12-16T08:59:00.000-08:002003-12-16T09:01:16.170-08:00

http://www.local6.com/news/2707604/detail.html these are funny lol! Sure didnt take long eh!

rightmamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03872596093151190109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5676724.post-1071544789715322022003-12-15T19:05:00.000-08:002003-12-15T19:20:40.546-08:00

it feels like forever since i last posted! so heres an all-in-one post for Monday! - my daughter Mikayla is officially 7 years old (as of Saturday the 13th!)! I cannot believe i have a 7 year old child. She is such a smart beautiful girl.. I am so proud of her. She has a very sweet disposition, is kind and good to her little sister. She is polite and artistic. She is an amazing dancer :) Happy

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I feel like the worst mother in the world right now... i was LATE picking up my daughter from school yesterday!! My youngest was sick and i laid down with her to rest and the alarm on my phone didnt go off.. the only reason i woke up is because i got a phone call!! I was only like 10 minutes late, but as i pulled up to the school, there was my sweet little 7 year old child, standing alone with

rightmamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03872596093151190109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5676724.post-1070687463117964402003-12-05T21:07:00.000-08:002003-12-05T21:11:44.263-08:00

The ex and I were discussing the Bush/OT Pay topic (more on that later..) and he said this "the left doesn't like people to have choices, unless you want to murder your unborn child or do drugs" Aint that the grandest thing ya ever did see? Except for the whole splitting up thing, he is quite the brilliant man! ;)

rightmamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03872596093151190109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5676724.post-1070516789895908562003-12-03T21:41:00.000-08:002003-12-03T21:47:08.623-08:00

someone better call blog protective services, cause im seriously neglecting this thing! i have had a rotten past few days. ive got a bad cold or the flu or something and its really kickin my ass. I am a diabetic and have had 2 quite serious blood sugar drops in the past 24 hours. Really scared me, so bad i called my sister at almost 1am this morning to have someone on the phone with me until my

rightmamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03872596093151190109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5676724.post-1070340873393250632003-12-01T20:45:00.000-08:002003-12-01T20:55:10.780-08:00

i took my girls to the doctor today and decided to go on and get their flu shots. the mere mention of the word "shot" freaked them both out initially. however, after a moment, my brave little 4 yr old informs me she is not scared of any ole shot. she sat there waiting patiently for her turn... my oldest daughter didnt like it much.. she was scared. but then it was Harley's turn. she hopped up

rightmamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03872596093151190109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5676724.post-1070308329636375352003-12-01T11:35:00.000-08:002003-12-01T11:53:10.966-08:00

from drudge http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/12256.htm FDNY WIVES GET BURNED By JEANE MacINTOSH ------------------------------------------------------------------------ It's the FDNY's "dirty little secret." At least a dozen of New York's Bravest - some of them assigned to look after Sept. 11 widows - have left their wives for the spouses of their comrades killed in the terror

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Ive been trying to fill out my calender for the month and im blown away by the # of events i have already written down. between dentist appts, doctor appts, christmas activities, birthday activities and my girls' father flying in to visit its gonna be an insanely busy month. a visit from Dad will be just what the doctor ordered i think. the girls are so excited to see him, its been almost 5

rightmamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03872596093151190109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5676724.post-1070242692969868762003-11-30T17:33:00.000-08:002003-11-30T17:38:48.826-08:00

my digital cable box was screwed up last week so i called the cable company. i wasnt at home when i called and the box was unplugged so i had to call the guy back when i got home. anyway, so i called my cable guy back after it was plugged in to reset my box.. and we got to chattin about movies and stuff and he gave me every single movie channel for free! score! I just got it Friday night and

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I havent been feelin too well, so i got nothin interesting to say.. so heres a little jokey joke courtesy of jokes.com Beer Consumption The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as: WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. WARNING:

rightmamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03872596093151190109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5676724.post-1069916543092755522003-11-26T22:51:00.000-08:002003-11-26T23:02:55.560-08:00

im teasing with my title btw, i heard it on Friends last week ;) its almost 1am, so - officially Thanksgiving. Wednesday was a *long* day. My girls spent the night with their favorite cousin Tuesday night so i had the house to myself. Boy did that feel wrong. I did get to watch 24 in total silence, which was nice. I thought i'd go to bed early (for me..) and get some good sleep. But i stayed

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Democrats Suck After reading the above linked article, linked from Drudge, I am feeling naseous. The double standard is making me physically sick. [snip]"We all want to defeat terrorism," the South Dakota senator said. But "to chastise and to question the patriotism of those who are in opposition to some of the president's plans I think is wrong." [snip]It violates "the pledge the president

rightmamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03872596093151190109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5676724.post-1069629527271239482003-11-23T15:08:00.000-08:002003-11-23T15:19:16.233-08:00

original link from the drudge report http://www.local6.com/news/2657315/detail.html Burger King To Allow Breast-Feeding Fast-Food Chain Announces New Policy Friday POSTED: 11:32 p.m. EST November 21, 2003 UPDATED: 11:40 p.m. EST November 21, 2003 SALT LAKE CITY -- From now on, mothers who wish to breast-feed their babies are welcome to do so in Burger King restaurants. The fast-food

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Go me, its my birthday! Im gonna party like its my birthday! Im officially 28 today. It feels weird to be, ya know.. a "grown up". I still dont feel like one. I wonder if I ever will? Ive got 2 kids, my oldest will be 7 in 3 weeks... i SHOULD feel like an adult lol! I was joking with my sister yesterday.. shes gonna be 30 in a few weeks and we were cruising down the road (with our 5 kids, her

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Thanks Lori and Eric for pointing out the scroll problem with my blog. eric told me how to fix it, but i couldnt figure it out. So Neo went in and fixed it all up for me, so my blog should be totally workin now! WEEEEEEEE!

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Funny TV Moment! From Crank Yankers, this isnt verbatum, but as close as i can get ;) Caller (obviously slow/special) : Sir can i ask you some questions? Callee : Alright Caller : Do you know any slow or special people? Callee : No.. Caller : Question #2..Do you know any slow or special people? Callee : uhm, no.. not one Caller : Not one? Callee : no, not one Caller : Question #3...Do you know

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Tuesday I had my wallet stolen. I had gone to pay my cell phone bill and had my wallet out on the counter...i moved to a different counter, accidently leaving my wallet (my fault). the guy who was in front of me finished his transaction and on his way out, swiped my fucking wallet! i had a witness (2 if ya count my 4 yr old) so i called the cops and also called that thief on his cell phone (he

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Here's my Friday Five! 1. List five things you'd like to accomplish by the end of the year. -get the official approval for my surgery from my insurance company and have an actual scheduled date -find a shade of lipstick that i like, that looks good on me and goes well with my hair color ;) -get my damn house in order.. ive still got stuff in boxes -get rid of a bunch of shit that hasnt been used

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WARNING : THIS POST MAY CONTAIN GRAPHIC TEXT AND ADULT LINKS, NOT FOR THOSE UNDER 18. WANT TO SEE THE PARIS HILTON SEX TAPE? Ive been reading about this tape, and saw links to watch it on other blogs.. however, i didnt have Windows Media Player. So i had to get WMP and then click here to see the Paris Hilton Sex Video!! So i watched it.. it was hard to see anything... in the beginning little

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http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/politics/story.jsp?story=464783 Ken Livingstone, the Mayor of London, launched a stinging attack on President George Bush last night, denouncing him as the "greatest threat to life on this planet that we've most probably ever seen". I cant be the only one reading this thinking "What the fuck is this guys problem!" Has he never heard of Hitler? Saddam? Bin Laden?

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you know its gonna be a bad day when you walk outside, look up at the sky and see this :

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I like this one LOL! Girls night out! The other day, my friends and I went to a "Ladies Night Club." One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out $20 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill, and sticks

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99% of people who do this, do it by the age of 40. If ya wanna guess, leave a comment.. ill give up the answer tommorrow ;)

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"Laura" got everyone i guess. Oh well...today is kind of gonna suck anyway. My almsot 7 yr old is sick now with the stomache virus my 4 yr old had last week. Because of this I have to miss a 4 hour workshop at work. I needed to be at that workshop damnit. My sisters are unavailable to watch my girls while i go, one is in school the other is working. I *LOVE* being a Mom, but being a single mom

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I looked at my blog and all my blogroll was deleted and in its place were several entireies of "Laura's Blog". Im going to assume, without checking first, that Im not the only one this happened to. What a PITA! I am gonna have to re-add my entire blogroll. Screw YOU Laura!

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thats all.

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if my pants had a button and zipper id be undoing them right now. get your mind out of the gutter.. im talkin about the best damn meal ive *ever* made!!!! motivated by Steve, i became obsessed with trying out Chicken Fried Steak. Now, ive never cooked with lard, wouldnt even know where to buy lard for that matter, so i bypassed his recipe and looked around.. i decided to base my dinner on this

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Black Hawks Collide in Northern Iraq, Killing 17 i am devastated to tears reading this :( they were all from the 101st :( God be with their families.

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Yes im bored... i liked this one :) Himeko - What would your Japanese name be? (female) brought to you by Quizilla

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your bitch. What swear word are you? brought to you by Quizilla

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cuddle and a kiss on the forehead - you like to beclose to your special someone and feel warm,comfortable, and needed What Sign of Affection Are You? brought to you by Quizilla

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I was very pleased to see the huge effort Walmart is doing for the children of our Fort Campbell soldiers. They are collecting toys/$$/etc to give to the familes/children of our deployed soldiers. They just started this today and i was overwhelmed with the donations collected so far. I was there at about 10am, only a few HOURS into it, and there were over a half dozen refrigerator sized boxes

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my soon to be 7 yr old thinks shes 17. she had her best friend over last night for a sleepover and she showed off in the worst way. Manners and good sense went out the window, as she showed her ass. I made the mortal error of taking the girls (my 2 + best friend) to Walmart - on a Saturday mind you - and boy am i regretting it. My child behaved like Ive never seen before. She didnt listen, she

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we're havin yet *another* sleepover.. my oldest daughter and her 'best friend in the whole wide world' AKA Samantha are tearin it up in her bedroom, while my little one is snoozing her sick little self on the couch. i was out with the girls this evenin and i realised how much i like to blog... because when shit happens i think "damn i gotta get home and type this shit up!" lol so anyway, its 5:

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maybe im just not used to TN winter yet, but isnt it too early to have to scrape ice off windshields?? This morning i went out to take my daughter to school and i spent 5 minutes scraping ice off the windows! I guess its time to buy some de-icer spray and an ice scraper! Last November, right after we got here from AZ, my Dad asked me if we had "winterized" our car... what exactly does that mean

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is there anything nastier than your 4 yr old throwing up in the backseat of your car? i think not! I *just* vacuumed/shampood the inside of the car TUESDAY! Looks like ill be heading back to the carwash today. After i take this child to the dr. Yippee...! (note : sarcasm)

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bleepin bleepin bleep! bleep! bleep! bleepin bleepin bleep! bleepin bleepin bleep! bleepa bleepa! &*^*&^%%^&*&^*&^!!!!!!!! and thats ALL i have to say about THAT!

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I thought id share my latest booby pictures with the world!! Click here to see my topless photos! *smooches*

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today started out lookin real good... i took my oldest to school and had some time to kill before work.. so the little one and I went to Shoneys for breakfast. Yum, except for the crunchy pancakes (???). Then it was off to work. I worked and worked and then SURPRISE - i got off early! So little one and I went to the carwash to vacuum & shampoo the carpets in the car. Boy do they look *dazzling* :

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http://www.local6.com/family/2623717/detail.html Lactating Mom Drops Ad Selling Breast Milk POSTED: 8:33 a.m. EST November 10, 2003 SALT LAKE CITY -- It was an ad for a different sort of milk. A Salt Lake City woman bought a classified newspaper ad offering to sell her extra breast milk. The 23-year-old unidentified woman said she was just trying to help. But she's withdrawn her offer after

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ok, so i have 2 brilliant children, but tonight im talking about my 4 yr old Harley! earlier i gave her a notebook to write/draw in, like her big sister! she has been drawing pictures and writing about them the best she can. ive been looking at the pages and theres a picture of a bird with "BIRD" written.. a ROBOT, CAT, BUNNY and a few other pictures without written labels. im just beaming -

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i dont really have anything interesting to say tonight. i have a splitting headache - the worst one ive had in a very long time - yet life as a single parent must go on. I have children to take care of.. just because Mama doesnt feel well doesnt make them any less hungry or any less in need of a bath. So i took some ibuprofen and keep on movin! the weather has turned quite chilly the past few

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the weirdest thing happened to me the other day... thursday night i had a dream about an old friend from high school. also in my dream was his wife and their son - a blonde headed boy about 5 or 6 yrs of age. friday i was driving down the road to the pharmacy and i saw him! a guy i havent seen it almost 10 years! outside his house, with a blonde headed boy about 5 or 6 yrs of age! I know its

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its been quiet a day :) my girls and i spent the day doing family stuff...then we went to my sisters house for dinner and i came home with not 2, but 4 girls ;) My 2, plus my 2 nieces (ages 4, 4, 5, 6). sleepovers rock.. it was one of my favorite things to do as a child and i love being able to host them for my girls :) We went outside for a while this evening to see the lunar eclipse. the girls

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we had a big scare here last night. Harley (4 1/2) wanted something off the top of her dresser and stepped on the bottom drawer, which caused the dresser to tip over. Luckily, the drawers fell foward - keeping the dresser from falling on top of Harley. Unluckily, she got hit in the head by one of the drawers :( I took her to the ER and she has a minor concussion. I have always been paranoid

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Today President Bush signed a bill banning partial-birth abortion. GOOD FOR W!!! This is the same bill Clinton vetoed TWICE! I am so pleased to see this bill passed. I am obviously 100% pro life, i think ALL abortion should be illegal. Partial birth abortion is nothing short of the most atrocious murder imaginable. If a baby can survive outside the womb, then he has the right to be born - not

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i show up to work at 6am, like a good worker monkey, and begin my day. An hour and a half later my oldest daughter is puking at school and Im ordered to "take this child home!" So here we are, a Monday - at home. But hey, its not sucking! The kids are behaving, i stole an extra few minutes of sleep and my house is clean, which always improves my mood! Now to figure out what to do with this

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i felt so sad this morning, waking up to the news of the soldiers killed in iraq today. i read a little more and learned they were on their way home. how devastating for their families. i try to imagine being so excited that your spouse is finally coming home after being in Iraq for months, and then he is killed on his way out. Just devastating. My prayers are with the familes of these fallen

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thanks Neo for this hysterical link. It left me in fits of laughter! Funny Shit

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My Spooky Grrls! halloween has been a blast! :)

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YAY me i can have comments now! So say somethin!!! ;)

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Hello ghosts and goblins!! I love Halloween, and to celebrate I have collected pictures of my girls in their costumes over the years! Click here for Past Halloween Pictures! hall1998.jpg - Mikayla, almost 2 as a ballerina hall1999.jpg - Mikayla, almost 3 as a butterfly princess hall1999FirstPumpkin - the girls first carved Pumpkin hall2000.jpg - Harley, 1 1/2 as an M&M, Mikayla, almost 4 as a

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On "scrubs" the main dr guy just said the funniest thing... now, its not verbatum, but i did my best ;) "If they took all the porn off the internet there would only be one website left, and that would be bringbacktheporn.com" _____________ edited to add : Hey ya freaky googlers, Keith, over at Berrysworld, is more specific about this quote! Thanks for the comments guys! :)

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,101712,00.html Halloween Costume Sparks Capitol Hill Scare Thursday, October 30, 2003 WASHINGTON — The House of Representatives (search) shut down Thursday following a reported security breach at a nearby congressional office building, but police later determined that a plastic revolver and Halloween costume were to blame and lawmakers went back in

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This kind of shit scares me. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,101712,00.html WASHINGTON — Police were looking for a man with a gun inside one of the office buildings on Capitol Hill, authorities said Thursday. The Cannon House Office Building, located on the House side of the domed Capitol Building, was in lockdown mode and people were being evacuated while security personnel searched for

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here is a joke my 4 yr old just told me. i think she got confused ;) harley : knock knock me : whos there? harley : chicken me : chicken who? harley : he had to get to the other side! hehehehe :) ahhh, the innocence of children :)

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my sweet little almost 7 yr old woke up this morning with a fever, so we are home today. My paycheck is so gonna suck, but whatever! ;) if i hadnt been home i would have missed the new carpet guy who came today. the other night they tore up the wet pad underneath the carpet and today's job was to lay down a new pad under the now dry carpet. today's guy was actually the owner. a better-than-cute

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A Cowboy Story A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand,certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden, he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old

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tonight i will be camping out in the livingroom, anxious for my favorite show *ever* to begin! ladies and gentlemen, dont miss 24 tonight! This season looks like a good one. So far, my favorite was the first season. It had more shock and anxiety. I have a feeling this season will beat all :)

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I got this in email today.. kind of tacky but im ROFL! ;)

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this is just what i f'ing need today! I had a maintenance guy out here the other day fixing the hot water thingie for my washing machine (it was leaking). He left, saying it was good to go. So today i go in and start a load of laundry on HOT. I walk away, tending to the 3 children (my 2 plus a neighbors kid i watch after school). About 30 minutes later i come back to switch the clothes to the

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I got this link from a message board i post on. This woman rocks! Reading her site makes me wanna be her friend. She seems so talented and creative! I love her story/costume of T'Leo! Maybe next year Ill borrow her idea and create my own Vulcan identity :) Ill have to start thinking of a good name!

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it is a rainy sunday afternoon here in Middle Tennessee so the girls and I have spent the day inside. I teach pre-k and spend a great deal of time working with my children at home on reading, writing, etc. I ordered some awsome (and totally free!) books from www.starfall.com for my classroom, and kept some at home for my girls' use. Mikayla, almost 7 yrs old and in the 1st grade, uses the Level 1

rightmamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03872596093151190109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5676724.post-1067135182472977392003-10-25T19:24:00.000-07:002003-10-25T19:26:22.106-07:00

if you're readin my blog and wanna talk to rightmama email : rightmama AT macmail DOT com AIM : rightmama1 :)

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i love halloween, especially now that i have kids old enough to appreciate it :) tonight my girls and i (and sisters & cousins) went to a halloween festival in our little town. it was totally free, which rocked too! ;) they had a haunted house and trick or treating and games and a haunted hayride. we waited in line 1 1/2 hours for that hayride! mikayla cried, harley laughed ;) afterwards,

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12 things you always wanted to know about rightmama! *im conservative and have been for as long as i can remember. *i love a good thunderstorm. during tornado season, i love to watch the Storm Alerts on TV. I love it even more when the storm is right on top of me, but i still have power! *My fave pet is a kitty. I like a flea-free kitty who likes to sleep on me :) *My ambition in life really

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i love to take pictures, mostly of my girls. i have an awsome digital camera and i use it *often*. Ive never taken any photography classes but i think its something i would really enjoy. Here are 2 of my favorite pictures. This is Mikayla, taken earlier this week. She is a very photogenic child and loves to have her picture taken most of the time. This picture is of my daughter Harley. It

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Worth the Click!

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since im on the pet theme tonight, heres our 2 prior pets! Mr Graycie... this was Harley's kitty, she begged her Daddy for a kitty for her 4th birthday. Sadly, we had to give graycie up when the girls & i moved into a new apt. graycie is now, very happily, residing at my sister's house. He is so much happier now with a big house and yard to run! Autumn, Mikayla's kitty - this was our first "

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bunny is still nameless. the girls have come up with several ideas, but nothing firm. Autumn (our first kitty's name) Fall (lol) George ("like W Bush?" "No Mom, like the Monkey!") Sneaky (beanie kitty's name) Sugar (short for the original Brown Sugar, which they apparently no longer like) And my youngest, dissappointed that bunny is a boy, has decided she is going to pretend he is a girl. Im

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There isnt a friday five up today so im using past questions :) 1. What vehicle do you drive? 1998 Dodge Neon 2. How long have you had it? 2 years 3. What is the coolest feature on your vehicle? its mine ;) it doesnt really have any features. 4. What is the most annoying thing about your vehicle? the dents!! 5. If money were no object, what vehicle would you be driving right now? a

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Neo thinks we should name our sweet little bunny "Darkie" so when we come home we can say "DID YOU PUT DARKIE AWAY?" ROFLOL! So what do ya think? Does he look like a "Darkie" to you? The girls wanna call him Brown Sugar ;)

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Many big juicy thanks to Neo for this little knee slapper, courtesy of Jokeloft. Impromptu English Test A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence. He pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The

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today little bit and i accompanied my oldest daughter and her class on a field trip to a Pumpkin Farm. After a hayride, corn field maze, petting zone, etc we got to go into a "bunny run" which consisted of about a dozen or so little bunnies. the kids got to pick up the bunnies and pet them. I saw a sign, Bunnies 8.00!" Of course my reading child noticed it right away lol! So we are the proud new

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the (ex) husband informs me i need to give me joke source! all of them so far except "i need aresnic" came from jokes.com :)

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Radical Procedure Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who solved the problem. "The good news is I can cure your headaches... The bad news is

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The Model Lodger Doris and Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their terrace house. After a few days, a young attractive woman applied for the room and explained that she was a model working in a near-by city center studio for a few weeks and that she would like the room from Mondays to Thursdays, but would pay for

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a woman walks into a pharmacy she rushes to the counter and tells the pharmacist "i need some arsenic, i want to kill my husband" the pharmacist replies "i cant give you arsenic without a prescription" the woman repeats herself ... "i need some arsenic, i want to kill my husband" the pharamcist repeats hisself "i cant give you arsenic without a prescription" the woman, frustrated, grabs a photo

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i bought a new cell phone over the weekend. a phantom kyocera. it rocks.. im lovin it (like mcdonalds lol) id love a ring that sounds like the phones at CTU on 24. 24 is my all time *favorite* show. Jack is the man ;) I have October 28 marked on my calender!

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